Mojh

See the title of this post? It is this silly word I saw at home on a piece of paper. :) Tee hee. It is funny!

Merry Christmas!

Merry Christmas! I'm so excited for this time of year! I wonder what I'm getting for Christmas, since the only thing I want is a laptop (and that's WAY too expensive!) I also want this Kindle thing, but I told my mom after she went christmas shopping, so maybe for my birthday we'll do halfsies. BYE!

AWESOME

Well, I'm writing this really cool story on the computer in my room. It is based on a dream I had it is so awesome! So, I called it awesome! (Well, not really, I just called the document that because I don't know what to call the story) I am also excited for school. I'm not telling you why! BWA HA HA!

Hilarious!

Well, there's these two brainless guys that go to my school. When me, my friend, and lots of other people walk to school, we walk by this canal. Well, next to the canal, there is this farm property, Someone in my ward owns it. Well, after school, the brainless guys hop the fence and throw rocks into the canal on their property. And there's a sign on it that says "No Trespassing" So they're breaking the law. Well, one day, my friend yelled to the two brainless guys, "Can you read? The sign says "No Trespassing"!" And one of them said "That's on the OTHER side of the property!" And I said "We know the people who own this property. We could tell on you guys." They just said nothing. Well, the next day, when we were walking home from school, one of them got held up by a teacher, so the other trespassed without him. Well, we were watching him throw rocks into the river and walk around their property, then he started running. We looked on the other side of the property, and this HUGE ATV was SPEEDING ACROSS THE PROPERTY with this BIG, ANGRY GUY ON IT!!!! IT WAS HILARIOUS! Everyone was laughing as the boy ran over and jumped the fence, just as the ATV guy was about to catch him. ATV GUY WAS SO CLOSE! When we walked a bit more, the guy was still running away! It was so funny! I don't think they'll ever do that again! Well, this one girl yelled "We'll tell you their names! The two do it all the time!" but the ATV guy didn't respond. IT WAS SO FUNNY, SEEING THAT ATV SPEED ACROSS 20 TIMES THEN THE TRESPASSING BOYS COULD EVER RUN! But, unfortunately, he wasn't too far from the fence that time. Oh well, maybe the property owners will catch them next time!

HAPPY HALLOWEEN!

BWA HA HA! HAPPY HALLOWEEN, MORTALS!!!! I am currently working on my Career Fair poster. I just got bored. Tee hee, bye!!!

"My evil hands will have her neck captive!" --SARAH

Dread

I am DREADING doing this Career Day project over the weekend. :p Well, that's all I have to say at this moment. Bye!

Soccer.... Soccer... did I mention Soccer?

Ok, well today was another tough soccer practice of RUNNING, RUNNUNG, AND RUNNING! Holy cheese, I'm pooped. And, to add to that, I have practice at 6:00 tomorrow morning! Oh, well, we have lots of fun. BUT, as you can see just by looking at my blog, I am PUMPED for Halloween!!!! Oh yeah, Rayla and my other friend Whitney are in my church ward now! YAY! They're going to have a blast at our mutuals!!! Well, right now, I am DONE with homework. (And so excited I finally have my Civil War ABC book done!) And, today we were told at soccer that we have to, for an end of the year soccer party, have a pasketti (spagetti) par-tay with the boy's soccer team. :P UGG! Oh well. I'm quite excited for school tomorrow for some really strange reason I can't lay a finger on. So, with that, GOODBYE!

Crazier... That's me!

Right now, my sister and my cousin are listening to Taylor Swift's "Crazier". I think it is making me crazi(er)! Well, I had an awesome time with my 2 friends on Friday. We were talking about girly girls, and we started doing makeovers and stuff. It was fun! It made us look WAY older. But, we're not going to do that every day! YUCK! Well, I'm sooooo bored! THis week, we're going to California and to Sea World to see a football game. It's going to be awesome!

Halloween Decorations

Today, our family put up tons of awesome Halloween decorations. It made me really excited for Halloween! Well, I have to eat! I'll post afterwards!

Check It

CHeck my blog NOW!!! :) JK, you ARE on my blog!!!

Craziness

Wow, school is so crazy, I HAVE HAD NO TIME TO POST! But, guess what? I made the soccer team a long time ago, but guess what? WE'VE WON ALL GAMES AGAINST ALL THE TEAMS! And one team (Highland) has never had a goal scores against them. Well..... WE SCORED 3! IT WAS THEIR FIRST TIME LOOSING!!!!!!!!!!!!! We're soooooo good!

Well, I just figured out a funny quote for The Wall, but I TOTALLY FORGOT!!!!! Grr. OH YEAH! I remember! I'm going to add it to the top! (ps all the quotes are inside jokes.)

Hallo

Hi. Hi. I'm bored. Rayla needs to help me make a new blog background! BYE!

School 2

School was awesome. Bye!

PS I'm busy. Can't yah tell? :)

School

SCHOOL STARTS TOMORROW! YAY! 

Bored... Who Isn't? 2

Well, I babysat this morning, other than that, I'm bored again. And, I'm going to Barnes and Noble AGAIN to get my free book from a sumer reading program! YAY! Oh yeah, I'm also bored out of my wits. I'll try to post later! Bye!

PS

PS My cousins left yesterday morning.

Haircuts

Well, today we got haircuts! We went to Fantastic Sams! It was fun. We also went to Staples afterwards to get a few school supplies. But, when were about to walk into Fantastic Sams, I saw Rayla in the parking lot! :) And, tonight I have Open House at the Jr. High. And, that's pretty much it. Oh yeah, I also finished the 5th Harry Potter book. Well, I'm starved! I'm going to find myself some lunch. Bye!

Blah Blee Blah Blee Blah.......

Well, I am bored. AGAIN! If only I had a nickel every time I was bored.

Well, tonight, I have Mutual for church and we are swimming at my house. And I just want to add this quote thing I made up in the car, just for fun. Here it is: (Sorry if I'm offending anyone who's obsessed with Ben Franklin!! :)

"Benjamin Franklin was a raving lunatic 'cause he said "A penny saved is penny earned." and that's impossible!!!!"    --JW

:) Well, we are making mini pizzas tonight and I can not wait for school to start 'cause me and Brynn and Rayla are all in Drama together and me and Rayla have a ton of classes together! Also, we went to Costco and Barnes and Noble today. (Barnes and Noble is probably my FAV store ever!!!!) Well, I'll leave you with that. Bye!

Orientation

Well, today I had orientation at my school. Other than that, this is another boring day. Currently, "The Lion, the Witch, and The Wardrobe" is playing at my house. Well, I have one question for Brynn: HAVE YOU EVER SEEN THIS BLOG???? COMMENT YOUR ANSWER!!!! :) And, PLEASE scroll down to play some hilarious videos! Tah tah for now!

Boo Hoo, Makenna!

READ PREVIOUS POST!!! HA HA!!! :)

Finally!

YES! Tomorrow around 6:00 pm or 7:00 pm, my aunt and uncle are coming back to take their kids back home!!!!! I will miss them, and I'll also be glad they're gone! :) 

Well, I'm sitting here trying to think of good things to post on my blog. I hope you're trying to check every day, 'cause that's how often I'm posting! And, RAYLA! YOU NEED TO GO ON THE COMPUTER RIGHT NOW!!!!!! Sorry, had to say. Well, I hope you liked those videos, 'cause there's a lot more where that came from! Well, my cousin MaKenna has to be held by my mom against her chest or she'll start bawling! It's crazy! So, I'm going to try to get a video of that! You'll laugh your heads off! Well, I better go and try to video it! Bye!

Enjoy!

While you're looking around my blog, please enjoy this video of my brother Kyle saying that my mommy is nuts!

And, you can also enjoy this video of my brother Tyler hitting himself in the melon with a pool toy.

And, last but not least, a video of my sister Kelsey just waking up from a nap.

Charming, isn't she? Well, that's all for now. Bye!

School's In

Hello! Well, I know emails have been going out for schedules, so, to make it easier, here's mine!!!

Larson: Drama

Regan: Honors Science

Taylor: PE

Taylor: PE

Bryant: Honors Math

Lunch 

Benoche: Social Studies

Trickett: Honors Language 

Trickett: Honors Language

Tell me if you have any classes with me!!!!! Bye!

Goodreads

Well, I'm on Goodreads! What? You're not? Well, you should be! Click here to sign up, and make sure to add me as a friend! you can also send others messages, like email! It's really cool, especially if you like to read! So sign up now! And no, I was not paid to do this. Thank you, everybody!

Cousins.... Aye Caramba

Well, for this whole week and then some, my cousins are staying at our house while their parents are in Montana. They have a 4 year old, a almost 3 year old, and a 10 month old. (I almost typed in 10 month year old. :) Well, my ears haven't stopped ringing since they have arrived. :p Somebody cries because they want to go in the bathtub, and when they stop, somebody else starts crying because they lost a fight over a toy. Well, the oldest is Josh, then Jenna(short for Jennaca), then MaKenna. And put three and my youngest brother and sister together, and you have a big mess. Luckily, (for my mom) my mom has me and Ashley. So, one day, (Yesterday) we went to the Arizona Science Center. (Uh, oh.) Well, we have, like, 8 kids at home, so I was assigned to Josh who, let me tell yah, is a BIG wanderer!! Then my sister and brother were assigned to a kid. Well, things were pretty much going along smoothly, when we almost lost Kelsey in an attempt to squeeze everyone in an elevator and have the kids stay still. When the doors were about to shut, Kelsey became suddenly interested in something on the floor we were leaving, so she started to walk out. Luckily, someone who was with us grabbed her before the doors shut. (Whew!) And, Science Center or not, we have Jenna who always seems to be peeing in her pants. :& So, so far, it's been a pretty hectic week.

Other than that, I am bored pretty much all the time. But tonight, we are babysitting for a reason I can not say at the time. So, with that, bye!

Bored... Who Isn't?

Well, summer's almost over, and most people aren't going on any more vacations. So, like me, they're always bored. But, yesterday we went to the Oasis waterpark. That was fun. Then, me and my friend Rayla went to see the new Harry Potter movie. It was really good, but pretty creepy on that one part where Ron froths at the mouth. Yuck! And, there is a part where something jumps out at you and you scream. It's funny. Well, I better go. Bye!

New Background

Rayla made me this new background! :) Thanks!

I Can't Believe Summer's Over

Wow. I can't believe it. Summer's almost over. And that means SCHOOL! And, believe it or not, I'm actually excited for Middle School. And, I figured out what that orientation is. It's where you go and meet people from South Valley and stuff. Well, I've got to go. I'm pretty bored and have nothing to write about. So, bye.

P.S. Rayla? Can you make me a new background? CALL ME!

Camping

So, I'm going to be camping,  so I won't be able to post for the whole week! We're going camping in San Diego. Well, I've got to go. Bye!

New Camera

Today I got a Polaroid camera. It's red, and it's so cool! It has a touch screen and it takes video! I also got a Denali Tech case for it. It's awesome! But it looks way better in person!

Well, today I went swimming in more bathwater, and I'm going babysitting in, like, an hour. I found this craft on the Family Fun website, and they're beanbag balls. You make them out of balloons and beans or rice. I made some for the kids I'm babysitting and they're easy to make and fun to toss around and play with! I made one for my younger brother and sister, and they love them! They're actually pretty cool. You can toss them to the ground and it makes them flat, then you unflatten them. (That's not what you really do, but you can do it.) Well, looks like I better go. Bye!

Hello to You Today

Hola my peeps! Yesterday, I went swimming in my pool and it was like bathwater! Who new summer could get so hot! Global Warming, people! :) The pool was, in fact, too warm. So, we got out pretty quick. But, it was so warm!

Anyways, I am pretty bored right now. It's approximately 1:15 in the afternoon. And, get this, I have been kidnapped by angry mermaids waiting to destroy the universe with their fishy super power thingys! Just a 411 for ya'. What are you doing today? If you answered "Oh, Jessica, I'm just sittin' around all day doing nothing. What about you?" you are INCORRECT! You need to be outside doing something. Going swimming in bathwater, going shopping for the girlies, and playing football with the peeps for the guys. You might say "Since when are you Dr. Phil?" Well, I'm not, as this blog title clearly states that I am just plain Jessica. Not Dr. Phil. Okay, I'm being a bit coo koo today. Sorry. 

EVERYONE'S BLOG

I was thinking (uh oh) we should start a blog where everybody posts stuff on it! (Only appropriate stuff, please.)  That would be awesome! If you want to be part of it, email me if I haven't invited you!

This will be great.... endless posts to read! Wow, I can't wait! Bye!

Feel free to add authors!

Nah.

Nah, I'll steer clear of the pirate thing. So, please send in your ideas! Bye!

Wow.

I have not posted in FOREVER! But I vow to post every day for the rest of the summer, so keep reading people. But the past few weeks, I was on vacation, so I couldn't post. Well, we went to California and Lake Havasu, but when we got back, I got this letter in the mail for a orientation for South Valley. If anybody knows what that is, please email me! 

Well, I was thinking about what fun things to do with my blog, if you have any ideas, please email me. And, no, I'm not desperate for emails. I'm thinking maybe I could do a different theme for each day. I'll try that, but today's theme is pirates.

Well, if I have anything else to say, I'll keep you posted. But for now, ta ta me hartys. :)

My Day and Other Random Stuff

Ok, as the title goes, I will talk about my day today..... feel free to skip this. :)

Well, all I really have planned is a soccer game at 7 tonight, and a party before, for soccer. But it's not a swim party, not really a party exactly. Just eating and handing out trophies. But I had swimming at 6:30 this morning as I do every morning. I also took my ipod in yesterday to get it fixed, and they just gave me a new one! :) But, hmmm, oh yeah, this morning we're going to the summer movies to see the movie playing today, which is Space Chimps. But, yeah, that's it. Also, I totally need to post the picture of the rabbit in our backyard, which got chased and scared away by my sister and my mom during the end of the school year. :'( So, here it is!

So, that's pretty much it. Bye!

The I Love Cherries Club

Do YOU love cherries? Do YOU have a blog? Well, join the club! Go on this website:

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Then follow the directions to add this blinkee to your blog! It's that easy!

Go ahead, JOIN THE I LOVE CHERRIES CLUB!

Summer Time!!!

Yes! The time is here! It's finally summer! Even though I'm psyched to go into middle school (SOUTH VALLEY ROCKS!!!), I'm glad I have some time off of homework, ALP, school assignments, and STRESS!! :) But the other day, we had a soccer practice and I said "It's going to be weird going to soccer.... we haven't practiced since two weeks ago." and my dad said "We had practice last week." It was so weird, I didn't know summer was that short (so far)! At least it doesn't seem like it's short, I have an extra week of break. :) Jk. Not really. Hmmmm.... oh yes, my dad thinks there is a dead animal in our side yard, because it reeks! So the other night he didn't want to lift up these drape things or the lawn mower in fear of being greeted by a dead cat or something. I asked that night if I could check it out, but he immediately answered "NO!" I asked again "In the morning?" He said maybe, so this morning I went to check it out. The drape things were a no go, but as I walked closer to the lawn mower, the stench was so bad, I did not want to lift it up. I know, it seems silly to not, but if you were in this situation, you'd understand. Well, I better go. Bye!

RABBIT IN OUR BACKYARD!

Ok, well on Easter my aunt and uncle was visiting with their kids, and on Easter, my aunt said "Hey look! The Easter bunny's in your backyard!" I thought she was joking, then she said "LOOK!" I looked, then I thought it was a statue when IT MOVED! So now there's a black tailed jack rabbit in our backyard. I'll post pictures later!

WOW!

Geez, I haven't posted in awhile! Well, here's a quick update: tomorrow we're having a campfire here with out fire pit and possibly creating delicious peach cobbler in our dutch oven. Well, what do you have exciting that's happening? Sorry this post is so short, hopefully I will suddenly have an imagination spark and will find something fabulously wonderful to talk about. 

Well, here's one thing: I'm the only girl on my school b-ball team. That's ok with me, though, because I don't really care if they are boys or girls, just as long as I have fun. If I don't, I still won't care. :)

Ok, waiting..... waiting.... waiting.... while I'm plotting, I'd like to say thank you to Rayla for letting me borrow Fablehaven 4. I'm past the halfway mark and I hope I get the next one in the series. I accidentally read the very last sentence that reads along the lines of "Your parents have been abducted by the Society."  and that little part set up the whole next book and I am very annoyed at myself. 

Well, no sparks, so I guess I'm out. Bye!

Zoo? You? WHO?

Spring Break is finally here! Guess what we're doing tomorrow? You might have guessed it from the title: the zoo. You have most likely been there at least once in your life, so you get what I'm saying. 

The BEST part about my Spring Break is that me and my family are going to a hotel in Tuscon this Friday and Saturday, not bragging. We're going hiking on Friday, then after we'll be swimming for the rest of the day in their awesome pool! Then on Saturday, we're going into these caverns and later be tasting the "world's best ice cream" as everyone puts it. Yum yum! :) I can't wait. What are YOU doing for spring break? Comment!

JJ

The Sparkly Balls Are Taking Over!

One Valentines day, my parents got my sister a blue clear sparkly bouncy ball. She thought "WOW! I should totally take this to school and show everybody!" So she did. And all her friends saw it and said "WOW! I have got to get one of those!" Now their friends have bought one, and their friends have bought them, and on and on and on until mostly everyone in the whole school owns one! All because of Valentines day presents. The prices range from 3$ to up to 8$! People are pretending to not care, but end up buying one the next day. The only question is: is this a good thing or a bad thing? The world may never know.

JJ

FIND THE WHALES!

Hello! There are 3 whales hidden somewhere around this blog! Find them all! Here they are!

  

Find them around the blog!

Basketball Court

Guess what? We're getting a basketball half-court put into our backyard! Today, the construction worker people came over to clear the brick border line for our backyard and dig all the grass out! Now it's just dirt and wood! Tomorrow, they put in the concrete and the base of the hoop! Then, we wait for the concrete to dry, then put together the rest of the hoop! Wallah! I'll keep you posted on what happens next!

JJ

CAKE!

Hello, cake lovers! Here is a Power Point just for you! But there's a catch. You can only see it if you email me at bigsister@cox.net and I'll email it to you! COME ON! YOU HAVE TO SEE IT! IT'S HILARIOUS! EMAIL ME!

So far, I'll email it to:

• Audrey Parcell
• Mira Theilmann
• Riley Seiter
• Jessie Tofaute
• Rayla Mask
• Brynn Hague

JJ

WOWSERS!

WOW! I JUST REALIZED THAT I HAVEN'T POSTED IN ABOUT A MONTH! SORRY! AND A SPECIAL SORRY TO BRYNN, WHO'S SKETCHBOOK WAS FORGOTTEN! I'M O SO VERY SORRY! :)

JJ

Sugar High

On Friday, I got SOOOOOOOO high on sugar, I couldn't stop laughing for, like, 4 hours. I laughed quietly all through band and couldn't stop laughing in the halls and in my classroom. I was SSSSSSSSSOOOOOOOOOOO high on sugar, my sides felt as if they were about to burst! I had a MAJOR SUGER RUSH! It was CRAZY! Well, here are some pictures you might enjoy! HAVE FUN! 

   

 This one is just plain scary!

Well, goodbye and goodnight. :) Just kidding. Unless you're reading this at night. Then I'm not. 

JJ