A Writer's Notebook: June 2010

Tuesday, June 15, 2010

Dear Friends,

TODAY, me, Rayla, Whitney, and Brynn all had a Star Wars marathon!!!!!!!!!! It was pretty awesome! Haha "Butt Cam"!!! :D Then we went to a mutual pool party. Brynn was Yoda (till she REBELLED!!!! :P) and I was Obi-Wan Kenobi/Padme and Rayla was Mace Windu/Leia and Sister Miller was General Grevious/Darth Sideious and Sister Haltom was Darth Vader and Sister Bartlett was Darth Maul and yeah. Megan was Luke Skywalker. It was super fun. I am very bored so go on Facebook so I can chat with you. Plus, I go on there more often. :D

Luv yah!

Jessica

Quote Wall

Our inside jokes.
We say lots of weird things.
BE CONFUSED!
"Your Ky and My Ky!" --Jessica Watts
"I knew it was something stupid like a book character!" --Brynn Hague " ;) " --Jessica Watts and Rayla Mask
"HIM and NOT HIM!"-- Jessica Watts and Rayla Mask
It's HIM!!!" --Jessica Watts and Rayla Mask
"I just realized why 'pepper' is called 'pepper'! Because they're made out of peppers!" --Jessica Watts "Um, no they're not..." --Someone Else
"Oh my gosh! I just found out why they're called stickers! It's because they STICK!!!" --Jessica Watts
"No way!!! Plastic comes from TREES???!!!" --Jessica Watts
"Oh. I thought tobacco was clear!" --Jessica Watts
"Jessica has the weirdest epiphanies." --Rayla Mask
"Eew! They're kissing!" "Rayla, they're married!" --Rayla Mask and Jessica Watts
"I have a secret to tell you... Bulge!" --Jessica Watts
"THE DARK BULGE!!!" --Jessica Watts and Rayla Mask
"Rayla has been relieving her moment _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ all day!" --Rayla's Mom
"I tried groveling, but my mom got sick of it after a while." --Jessica Watts
"127 Hours..." :D --Jessica Watts and Rayla Mask
"It's a HYBRID!" --Jessica Watts and Rayla Mask
"Hey, you guys! The chocolate milk is buy one get one free in the lunch line toady!" (Three seconds later) "Eww. I just found out why. It expires today." --Jessica Watts
"Vhatt zee FLEEP?!!" --Rayla Mask, Jessica Watts, and Jess Mattern
"Hey! Isn't this the softball field where Seth almost got killed by a dragon?" --Jessica Watts, Rayla Mask, and Brynn Hague
"Where's C?" "Ughhh... *LA*!!!" --Rayla Mask and Jessica Watts
"Mi llamo pollo leche!" --Jessica Watts
(to the tune of 'Oh Christmas Tree') "O Canada! O Canada!" "Ugh! Cole! You almost had it right yesterday, but then you had to go back to Oh Christmas Tree!" --Cole Schnexnayderhoweveryouspellit and Roy Bannon
"Cole... is cologne flammable?" --Jeremy
"Can't you see? It's the national monument of monumental nationality!" --Jessica Watts
"Map Caple!" --younger Jessica Watts
"Cabbage!" --Jess Mattern, Rayla Mask, Jessica Watts
"Goodbye Cookie... Waaaaaa!!!!!!!"--Jessica Watts
"She died a young fish." --Rayla Mask
"But Iris! The Careers will find us!" --Jessica Watts
"Mormon cheese" --Jessie
"Flutter!..." --Jessica
"Prima donnas!" --Rude Janitor
"Sweep on, you fat and greasy citizens!" --Shakespeare
"Caution: This sign has sharp edges." --Sign
"Do you know where the P is?" --Maggie Kautz
"Remind me not to smell your breath for another few years." --Rayla Mask
"TO BE OR NOT TO-" --Jessica Watts
"I Barfed! I'm William Shakespeare!" "Delicious!" --Rayla Mask and Jessica Watts
"This is a sink! I will drink from the sink! *Drinks* Drink, sink! That is a rhyme!" --Jessica Watts
"I am like a diamond. I may be sparkly, but I'm the toughest stone in the world!" --Jessica Watts
(After Jessica made her quote) "I am like an egg. When you crack me up, yellow stuff comes out!" --Rayla Mask
"Uma is married to Luz!" --Jessica Watts
"Tu Pollo Leche!" --Jessica Watts
"Oh... Jessica. I didn't know you'd come here!" --Jessie Tofaute in Jessica Watts's dream
"NO, MAGGIE! NOT THE PICKLES!" --Jessica Watts
"HA! Speaking of porcupines!" --Burns and Allen Show
"Vsfrm!" --Created by Jessica Watts, said by Jessica Watts, Rayla Mask, and Brynn Hague
"I have a scream in my nose!" --Younger Rayla Mask
"Bri is eating Fresco." "No! Fresco is on a private jet!" --Rayla Mask and Jessica Watts
"NO! NOT THE OASIS!!!" --Brynn Hague
"Sikika!" --Kelsey Watts
"I am not a madman!" --Madman
"Hola Senorita Homie!" --Hannah Martherus
"Today's my birthday, Jeremy!!! What'd you get me?" "Um...This rock--I mean, paperweight. I know you like to...um...read." "Thank you!!! It's perfect! FOR SMASHING LUCY'S HEAD OPEN!!!" "WHAT HAVE I DONE?!?!" --Need I Say?
"I am woman! Hear me roar!" --Tee hee he
"My grandma makes me!" --Rayla Mask
"It's not lip gloss, it's chap stick!" --Rayla Mask
"We are Siamese if you please!" "Mooca! I'm Chinese!" --Very Disturbing Cats
"Dearest Beloved Adorable Admirable Beautific Georgeous Wonderful Cherished Lovable Sweet Perfect Diary..." --Sarah
"Uma is a sore loser!" --Rayla Mask
"You're sitting on Uma!" --Everyone who knows who Uma is ;D
"I am a Skarp. My name is Skarp. The reason you can't see this is because it's in invisible ink! (aka highlighter)." --Skarp aka Jessica
"MOOOOCA!!!" --Don't Even Ask
"Mi amo COLE!!!" --Guess Who
"Can't wait 'til rehearsals! *Smooch*" --Cole, NOT Vsfrm!
"Duck Mask Girl!" --Lucy
"Have you ever heard of someone breaking their leg because someone else tripped them?" --Rayla Mask
"Muchacho!" --Jr. Root Beer Float Shake
"Mooca! I'm Chinese!" --Weird Cat
"Voldemort's Coming!" --??? Anonymous ???
"Do the face!" --Rayla Mask and Brynn Hague
"I-HAVE-TO-GOOOOOOO!" --Jessica
"Harry Potty master!" --Jessica Watts aka Slave
"Mooca, you fool!""I understand, master." --Jack Frost and Sidekick
"Delicioso! yumyumyumyumyum *BURP* mooca!" --Parrot
"Avada Kedavra!" --Rayla Mask, Jessica Watts, and Brynn Hague
"Truly!" --Strange Girl
"Nick the Ape!" --Rayla Mask, Brynn Hague, and Jessica Watts
"I don't want to be a person. I want to be a puppy." --Jessica Watts
"Ant's are NICE, Secica." "NO... ants MEAN!" --Rayla Mask and Jessica Watts
"You have a problem." --Rayla Mask
"Be quiet. You blinked." --Rayla Mask
"Give me my 75 cents." --Drama Class